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oooouch

Ive just burnt both tops of my feet, dropped a jug of boiling gravy on them both, then rubbed them with a towel burst the blisters now its bloody painful and weeping, stupid stupid women

bobtheturkey

i heard thieves broke into their trophy room and stole a blue carpet :) imagine a toffee with that little quaint ramshackle stadium poking fun at the most successful club in english football history,...

flobbergob

Boris way hay !!!!!!!!

A little premature maybe, but as of 6.30pm, even on the pinko BBC, it is being reported that Boris is on his way. Good job too. We need a decent public school type to run this city instead of that...

Satan&Co

I like jam

Can we have a jams section please? Note: NOT preserves - jam.

gonzo00

people with funny names?

sales rep came into work today,all was going well until she gave me her card. her name was....myrtle turtle! i couldn't stop myself from laughing...she gave me a right telling off an stormed out....

Rtaxron

Being called a Lady or a Women?

On Question Time BBC, It really annoys me when females want to ask a Q and, David Dimbleby says '' Yes the Women at the back, or the Women with the pink top on. It would sound much nicer if he said ''...

roosi

Fancy Dress popstar theme

I have been invited to a popstar themed party, and do not have much money to spend. What sort of suggetions? I have NEVER been to a fancy dress, so am going to be quite nervous anyway, and don't think...

ncafarel

Car Accident

So I was pulling out onto a road from a driveway and I was halfway across the road, my left wheels were turned and touching the yellow lines and someone hit me. He told the officer that he saw me but...

marlasinger

Yesterday after i had sex with my girlfriend

She sighed, and asked if it was ok if next time we did it two of her girlfriends came round as it would be more fun. What should I do? I'm unsure how to proceed as I don't know what this would do to...

fender62

world food and prices

watching food prices rise, i remeber when on the news europe had food mountains, and we paid farmers not to grow food. whats the problem with just growing more food? or are the prices just being kept...

ypk

What will happen by about year 2140?

Scientists predict that something very negative already happening to humans will be completed around 2140A.D..It does not concern the environment,diseases,lack of goods,life expectancy.It will happen...

mkjuk

how to i restore a computer to the state it was in when purchased

i.e to have everything except windows and explorer deleted ?

stokemaveric

gift

what is the most precious thing you have ever given someone?

AB Asks

Radio 1 and 2's listeners up

Chris Moyles and Terry Wogan's listeners continue to increase according to last year's figures. Radio 2 continues to be the UK's favourite radio station with 13.6 million listeners. Who do you prefer...

ozmeister

Lost my Wireless connectivity

Got a Philips X55 lap top and BT Broadband. Of late I have lost the ability to connect to the Internet on a wireless basis. When I go to the 'connect ' function it is not showing any wireless networks...

leelapops

Weren't the men in the 70s gorgeous?!

I was definitely born too late! x

daisycup

Hello

Hi, I don't have a question as such but just wanted to say that I'm new to this site and hello!

tw@t

labour.........in or out?

how do you think the voting is going where you live ? is the vibe for labour good or bad? i know labour are worried here in Doncaster also Ken or Boris?

loopy lass

help wanted

not sure which topic to post this under - any advice gratefully received - but i have a few collectables to sell, like a Beatles china plate, and would like to know how to find a valuation for it. no...

Macsilk

Mushy Peas...

Aren't they just sooo very nice? Anyone agree?

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