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Avram grant sacked who nect for Chelsea?

Yes, it's Eurovision tonight, and here is my self-indulgent thread where you may post any memorable chuckles from Wogan the master. I hope it fares better than when I posted it on Cerescape, and got a...

beck07

Lost parcel

I have ordered something from china and have the tracking number, but since the 13th of this month i cannot find it. All it is saying is despatched from country or origin and nothing new is showing....

naflharrison

cut and bruise on 2.5yr old head

my daughter 4 has just thrown her jeans with metal belt attached at my son 2.5yrs and has left a small cut and bruised bump on his head at the front. he is fine now ie not crying but do you think i...

beso

Outcry over "artistic" nude photos of 13 year old girls

Australian photographer Bill Henson took nude photos of 12 and 13 year old girls. They were displayed as part of an exhibition but a huge public outcry has ensued and the photos have been withdrawn....

Abdulmajid

Cr Cr Cr Crumbs

When finishing a bag of crisps or nuts (particularly dry-roasted) do you wet your finger and dab the powder-come-salt at the corner of the empty packet. Or is this considered common?

bigsister

Are you as daft as me?

If Ihave a bag of peanuts, or cashews or crisps, I always HAVE to eat the broken ones, or the ones in half first. Why is this?

Mani Hussain

Apologies for last night

I'd just like to apologise to everyone for my offensive behaviour last night. As many of you know I'm an alcoholic and on Monday I had my first drink for six years whilst on my lunch break. I regret...

jonah hart

Pms after the menopause?

My mums been through the menopause(and survived yaa) yet still gets pms symptoms ie weepy,moody and down every month it only lasts a week then she,s fine,Is it possible to still get pms after the...

ypk

Spelling Errors

An American newspaper all of a sudden started making many spelling mistakes .What explanation they gave? The paper had been operating for many years without spelling errors. Also there was no change...

damien501

gbh assault charges

hi can someone please help me, i dont have much money so cant affor a defence and im due to face assault charges at the end of the month i was attacked my a gang of youths for no reason whislt walking...

lidlicker

house

So disappointed I missed House tonight. Does anyone know if it is repeated anytime? Thanks.

pastafreak

Stupid....or what????

A local couple are in hospital - he with burns over 43% of his body. The reason???-Their BBQ blew up....................they poured model car fluid on it!!!! dohhh!!!

carrust

Dinner party from hell ?

Ms Carrust's future boss has invited us for a dinner party on Saurday night. The boss & his wife are both born again Christians, vegans & teetotallers. What the fcuk are we going to talk about. Any...

johnny.5

pedantic?

well are you?

sammy snake

Remove an item from EBay.

I'm trying to sell some tickets on Ebay for The Edinburgh tattoo as my dad isn't well enough to travel. Unfortunately I have received an email from the tattoo office today saying that I am not allowed...

darbo1103

Pink Panther Theme

Does anyone know where I can download the theme from the PINK PANTHER SHOW (The cartoon version with the funky drum solo at the begining, not the Peter Sellers film version)?

zaphod 3

relative sizes of earth and sun

about how many earths would fit into a hollow ball the size of the sun? This is a primary school question about sun tanning etc. We didn't get stuff like this in my day!!

puppymalone

dominoes

how many pieces should there be in a dominoe set.

tigwig

How do these people sleep at night?

I posted a few weeks ago to see if I could cancel my hubby's gym membership and since then things have got alot worse. Basically he signed a contract for 3 yrs for ?12 a month was told he could cancel...

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