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THECORBYLOON

Ian Bell's "controversial" dismissal

In the Laws of Cricket, Law 27 (Appeals) states “8. Withdrawal of an appeal The captain of the fielding side may withdraw an appeal only if he obtains the consent of the umpire within whose...
22:25 Sun 31st Jul 201134 answers, last by Steve.5 02:16 Tue 02nd Aug 2011
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ELVIS68

Tourettes part 2........

Old MacDonald had Tourettes.... E.I.E.I. ***!...
00:39 Sat 30th Jul 20114 answers, last by Steve.5 00:49 Sat 30th Jul 2011
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ELVIS68

Tourettes...

"What do we want?" "A cure for Tourettes" "When do we want it?" "Feck!"...
23:04 Fri 29th Jul 201166 answers, last by roxie_09 00:49 Sat 30th Jul 2011
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Jemisa

Our Ethel again...

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor dear was...
00:00 Sat 30th Jul 201119 answers, last by RATTER15 10:43 Sat 30th Jul 2011
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tinkerbell23

Ever been caught

A compromising position. Or something you shouldnt have?? Seen this elsewhere and some funny answers so i thought id be cheeky and post xxx...
00:14 Thu 28th Jul 201139 answers, last by tinkerbell23 18:46 Thu 28th Jul 2011
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roxie_09

anti dandruff shampoo

can anyone advise on a good anti-dandruff shampoo? I have a dry scalp I think and really suffer from dandruff, which makes me feel dirty and as though I cant wash my hair properly. I've tried head and...
20:26 Wed 27th Jul 201116 answers, last by jno 00:05 Thu 28th Jul 2011
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snags

Tyson Fury vs David Chisora...

What an abysmal show of boxing for the British and Commonwealth Heavyweight titles. If this is this the best Britain has to offer (aside from Haye) it'll be a long time before we see a British...
00:02 Sun 24th Jul 20118 answers, last by TonyV 03:51 Sun 24th Jul 2011
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

♥
23:34 Sat 23rd Jul 201173 answers, last by Sir Alec 02:55 Sun 24th Jul 2011
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scotman

Night music

One of my favourites
00:09 Sat 23rd Jul 2011111 answers, last by Sir Alec 05:00 Sat 23rd Jul 2011
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

♥
23:22 Wed 13th Jul 2011100 answers, last by Sir Alec 04:01 Thu 14th Jul 2011
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

♥
23:55 Wed 06th Jul 201195 answers, last by Sir Alec 06:07 Thu 07th Jul 2011
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The Cowboy

Getting On A Horse

When I watch a weatern movie the horse is always mounted from the left hand side, why is this?
18:50 Wed 06th Jul 201138 answers, last by wildwood 21:39 Thu 07th Jul 2011
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DTCwordfan

Dementia...

I'm an 86 year old man and I am being pursued by a posse of 20 year something old women..... Do I have Penile Dementia?...
22:32 Sun 03rd Jul 20115 answers, last by sara3 00:01 Mon 04th Jul 2011
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

♥
23:39 Sun 03rd Jul 201146 answers, last by mamyalynne 01:50 Mon 04th Jul 2011
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moonraker558

F@rt Facts

F@rts are created mostly by E. coli.: On the average a f@rt is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink. The...
22:43 Sun 03rd Jul 201144 answers, last by sandyRoe 07:53 Mon 04th Jul 2011
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dotty.

it is going to be a scorcher in the North West tomorrow

don't forget your sun screen and sunhat, it will be glorious!
23:07 Sat 02nd Jul 201125 answers, last by Lore 23:53 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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zabado

Ah well !

I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes,so I ask the kids if they'd seen it ? Apparently she left me yesterday !.
13:56 Sat 02nd Jul 20113 answers, last by wildwood 01:43 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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sidkid

My Welsh Mate

I just asked a Welsh mate of mine how many sexual partners he's had. Bizarrely, he started counting, then fell asleep.
14:39 Sat 02nd Jul 20114 answers, last by The-Toff- 23:06 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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ll_billym

Lost in translation

My Polish wife is struggling to come to terms with the English language. The other night she said to me "Me going out with friends this night". Smiling I had to correct her "No you're...
15:26 Sat 02nd Jul 20113 answers, last by The-Toff- 23:05 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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Buenchico

Anyone fancy trying it?

Janice Long has just mentioned this on Radio 2: http://www.digitalspy...-new-zealand-pub.html Does it appeal to anyone's taste here?...
00:17 Thu 30th Jun 201118 answers, last by netibiza 08:33 Thu 30th Jun 2011

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