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Night night song from Mamya♥

♥ Hope you all have had a good day.♥

Jim Davidson

Iwent to see hm last night only because I won the tickets in a local rag comp, well I laughed my socks of for hour and a half and a lot of what he said in jokes made sense, I think he would make a...

scotman

Stephen Fry

I am watching QI at the moment. Does anyone else think SF is starting to put the weight back on?

annadomino

Why....

does a carpenter need a specially shaped pencil, why can't he use the same one the rest of us use?

annadomino

Cigarettes at an all time high price?

I read today, one brand cost £7.11 a pack. How can that be justified?...

Amy90

A few years ago whilst on holiday in Greece the hotel advertised a show by a hypnotist. Me and my friends went to the show and he asked for volunteers. I was the only one of my friends who was up for...

Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

♥

Johnny_English

Are you a snob?

Be it a wine snob..... a music snob..... or even a Potato snob..... are you snobby about anything else?...

wildwood

Two bulls....

On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".

starone

Grandma's Birth Control Pills

A doctor who had been seeing an eighty year old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed...

filbertfox11

Independent Prize Crossword 7764 Saturday September 3rd 2011

6d. Offset disc in game with marbles (15). C?U???R?????C?? 1a. Embarrassed, Paul keeps mum in fiasco. (4-2). ?A?? ?? 4d. Sun getting involved with porn, and on parole for it? (8,7). ??R???A? ????O??...

annadomino

Itching

Why does my botty itch so much after having a poo ?

slinky.kate

MY SUGAR IS VERY HIGH

It is very high,just taken two metformin,but they give me the runs,what else can i do to get it down,it went up quite quickly but i have been naughty;

scotman

Can't wait for Mamya

So you can have this

Steve.5

Have any current EPL

managers played in the EPL ?

Jemisa

A Cock Horse?

I wasn't sure where to put this one... I've been looking after my Grandchildren for a couple of days & we were going through an old Nursery Rhymn book (was mine) & the youngest (5) said...

chopperz

muslims and book burning

To any muslims on here... Why do you think that its ok to burn western books (thinking of Salmon Rushdie) and yet if anyone burns the koran its a cause for jihad? Whats the difference?...