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sunny-dave
I'm not a big one for introspection - but today I'm feeling decidedly maudlin. Not for myself, but because I'm now exactly the same age that my Dad was when he died. Comparing my happiness (and the...
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retrocop
On the day of the Poetry final the two finalists were a graduate from the University of New South Wales and a bumpkin from the outback. Their final task was to compose a poem lasting no more than 20...
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Canary42
From BBC Hampshire: Report of 2 cars involved in “crash for cash” in Bicester. Unfortunately for one driver they tried to do it to an unmarked police car. Drivers arrested in Langford Village....
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Canary42
Selfish immigrant driver collides with car, turns over his Range Rover. Should he be banned from UK driving now?...
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Atheist
(Genesis 8:1-5) (KJ version) And there came two angels to Sodom at even; and Lot sat in the gate of Sodom: and Lot seeing them rose up to meet them; and he bowed himself with his face toward the...
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Trevilino
Some good news for insomniacs..... It's only four sleeps till Christmas!
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Canary42
I am frequently impressed by online comments from Joe Public. Here is the latest which appeared on a BBC site after team selection had been announced for tonight's match. "Looking at the Man Utd team,...
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marval
I bought my dog a new ‘anti-ageing’ dog lead. He’s got a new leash of life. My doctor told me I have got Puzzle Disease. Apparently I’m riddled with it. I just made an apple and blackberry...
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marval
Lidl are said to be extremely worried about the release of M&S Value products. They say it might affect the sales of their premium range....
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Spicerack
He didn't speak to anybody and then went home to bed.
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Patsy33
A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, "Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings...
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kuulteach
Any suggestions don,t want to buy big plastic junk ... can,t be anything too big or fiddly silly bits as quite rightly my daughter says it will stay in my house ...help please . She has an older...
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Canary42
Can somebody explain to me how you can get through a canal lock without closing one set of paddles before exit (the upper set if locking down, the lower set if locking up). Opening both must surely be...
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Tashi
Just got home fron a two week residential course at a Cambridge Uni. It was lovely driving along the Seafront, Sea like a millpond, blue skies, gorgeous. Don't know what anyone else is doing but I am...
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QuestionsOfLife
I was wondering if anyone could add on to this theory that I created a few minutes ago: What if life is created like a computer accept randomly like a extremely advanced computer that was created by...
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slinky.kate
I thing I will have burgers for tea,just to fry the onions and slap some cheese on top(I might go all out and toast the burger bun)
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spathiphyllum
At the park, walking the doggo Stranger: Your dog is unusual looking Me: Yeah, he's interbred... Duck: (Waddles up) I'll tell you who else is into bread...
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Patsy33
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'The man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds"...
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Patsy33
In court, the judge said to the man, "You have been accused of stealing top of the range toilet rolls. How do you plead? Quilty or not Quilty?"...
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Fanriffic
A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at a branch of Morrisons but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these chickens get any bigger?' The...

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