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FatticusInch
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-62650572 Hopefully this won’t happen but who knows? It is strange that for an island nation our fish prices are so astronomical and have been high for...
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William51
Doctor, Doctor. My daughter has swallowed my pen, what shall i do?. Just use a pencil until i get there!. Doctor, Doctor, i have lost my memory!. When did this happen?, when did what happen?....
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Buenchico
. . . “Truly, I say to you, only with difficulty will a rich person enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to...
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Hopkirk
I just met a girl who runs a battery kiosk in our local park. She sells C cells by the seesaw....
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Hopkirk
I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The owner counted out thirteen and handed them over. I said "You've given me one too many" He replied "That one is a freebie"...
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Hopkirk
I once worked for a lift company. The job had its ups and downs....
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Barquentine
If a solicitors firm is recovering a debt for its client by enforcing a charge on a property and the debtor is responsible for that firm's costs, can that firm charge what look like excessive legal...
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naomi24
Henry VIII, arguably the most well-known British monarch in history, and certainly one of the longest reigning and most influential to British culture, will be skipped over in a new BBC history...
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brian j john
What an awful night , Rebel Wilson is about as funny as toothache . Shirley Bassey was the best part of the show...
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ToraToraTora
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-60303906...
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abbeyleigh
I'm having a dilemma right now with job basically I've just got a receptionist job full time Monday to Friday it's a temp for 4 weeks but could go permanent but also been offered one in McDonald's I...
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ToraToraTora
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-58387017 Getting into bed with the weird beards hasn't impressed Greta!...
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Bramleyboy
My diesel car was about ¾ full. I went to get petrol for my lawnmower and without thinking, topped up my tank! Not knowing I drove home the 4 miles and then it hit me! Why wife will kill me!! What do...
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William51
" Doctor- Doctor sometimes a feel like a pair of curtains". "Pull yourself together". "Doctor- Doctor sometimes i feel like a tepee and sometimes like a wigwam". " You are two tents"...
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postman44
Have been talking to a lady on a dating site. Who has come out of an abusive marriage of 19.years. wants to meet me. ? unsure of what to do.
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ToraToraTora
why do you find it amusing that I played rugby in Scotland?
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Canary42
I've joined the Plastic Surgery Patient's Society and met lots of new faces....
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Canary42
I got fired from my job because I kept asking customers whether they preferred Smoking or Non-Smoking. Apparently the correct terms I should have used were cremation or burial....
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nailit
My sons G/F is pregnant. Her Uncle is a pastor. He's just stated that the baby (my grandson) is a product of sin. You just got to love these people of faith havnt you? Dick!!...
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Bobbisox1
12th Feb and 3rd of May Bring it on :0)...

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