Over the past few months you have added various buttons and whatnot that give AB more functionality. I have also noticed, that they tend not to work. Here is my wish-list for new buttons that don't...
Hi All, As per a lot of the population, I kicked the dreaded weed on |New Years day, its going really well and I havent even had a puff although I have noticed a few things I'm not happy with!!! 1....
If a middleaged man started stalking you would you be concerned? Ever seen your neighbour naked ? Ever been to a soho nite club ? Ever bought a LADY a drink in a lap dancing bar ? If you did what was...
when are these stupid @rseh0les going to realise that these stupid dogs kill children. I feel sorry for the one year old but the parents and grandparents deserve the death of their child. Look what I...
Hi, Ive just seen a woman from down the road driving with another adult passenger in the front and 4 children in the back. My question is how illegal is this? Daft question but it worried me a bit,...
can anyone help me, a while ago my dog was on our driveway when some woman with a jack russell walked past with one of those stretchy leads and it came on our drive, the dogs had a little scuffle and...
Mummy mummy,"can I lick the bowl"? "No, flush it like everyone else". ......................................... Mummy mummy,"can I play with grandma"? "No, you've dug her up three times today" Any...
My brother has a fox family living over the fence from his garden, one of the foxes has been sunbathing in the garden during the summer...this was fine as the fox ran like h*ll when the kids were in...
I met a guy on the internet. We have been mailing since June. He lives quite a long distance away (5 hours by train less by car) but he is what I'm looking for. We met up 6 weeks ago and had an...
What is the difference between a bathroom in the bedroom and a blonded nymphomaniac in the bedroom? One is en-suite and the other is on heat! Why did the Irishman leave his job at the casino? He...
I wanted to be a baker, but they didn't have a roll for me. I wanted to be a printer, but I was afraid of being typecast. I wanted to be a plumber, but it was just a pipe dream. Any more?????
Hi I have just been made bankrupt. "Open a new bank account" the O.R. said.....easier said than done. All I need is a basic bank account, cashpoint card and direct debits. There must be an up to date...
Ok most of us know never eat shredded wheat is a way of reminding us of th compass points and this got me thinking can anyone else provide useful phrases for remembering stuff?