Should I make contact with an ex of mine. It is over 10 years ago since we parted (we were really never togther it was VERY casual) He did want more but at the time I was not in a position to get...
3 explorers were looking in the forest when they were captured by Indians. They were taken to their chief, and he said go out into the forest and come back with 10 of the same kind of fruits. The...
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at were the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times...
An expectant father rings the hospital to see how his wife is getting on. By mistake he's connected to Lords cricket ground. "How's it going?" he asks. "Fine.", comes the answer, "We've got three out...
one was a belgian buck I put them on the table to see if they would Father's gone to market To buy 2 dozen eggs etc Does anyone know any more of this cheeky rhyme? Or any other similar?
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words. I pulled away from the side of the road,...
He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there He touched her neck and then her breast, then drooling felt her thigh The slit...
I was on my way to work this morning which takes me through the country and there was an alsatian that had been hit by a car and was limping about. In the last three weeks I've also seen 2 dead cats...
I am diabetic and have all sorts of tabs for this, plus high blood presssure and high glucose count. Is there anything homeopathic, natural, lifestyle or remedy wise that you know i can take to lower...
I am bitterly disappointed that Big Brother has returned. Surely it is such a dreadful spectacle full of the worst unsophisticates on TV that it should have dwindled into obscurity. Probably because...
OK lighten up you lot about Irish jokes. Paddy goes for a job on a building site. The foreman asks "Whats the difference between a girder and a joist?" Paddy replies " Well, Joyce wrote Ullysses, and...
Apparently this site really does provide free laptops if you sign up for some real free or cheap stuff. Anyone tried it or know of it? I know there is no such thing as a free lunch but you never know....
okay... so... when i was twelve years old, my family (my mom, dad, brother, and me) met this other family (karla- mom, roger- dad, and cody- son). our families became so close it wasn't even funny. we...
How do you deal with a bf that's jealous all the time but u grew up with guys so you're just naturally friends with them?? How do I make him feel like the onlyone??
Waiting for my bus at the bus station the other day I realised that one word on display has all the vowels: manoeuvring any other examples? Yes - it is pretty boring waiting for a bus!!