Lapdancers and strippers required please!!

[PinkFizz]

Im thinking of opening the AB Nightclub for exclusive members only,and am holding intervierw this afternoon!

So I need:
Strippers - male or female
Lapdancers
Barstaff
DJ
Bouncers.

All applicants will be seen.Who's first??





(and this is only a bit of fun as a few need cheering up so pls don't ban - thankyou!)

[PinkFizz]

Wooo China - you've forgotten the skirt love - oh sorry - that IS your skirt!!

[China Doll]

Huh.... I'm just following the example set by management but if you don't like it I can go get my jeans...

< wanders off in a strop >

;0)

[fms]

ere china the outfitt is knockout fancy a quicky ;~)?

[PinkFizz]

Only teasing coz im dead jealous of your legs!!

[PinkFizz]

guys - I am on the 'help the drunk'thread trying to get nat and loobie to take the hint that we are back here but I dont think its working!!

[China Doll]

I don't get involved with the staff Froggy, it's unprofessional, besides, Nat and Loobie would kill me ;0)

Thank you Pinky, I'll go wait by the door for our first customer.

[fms]

woah easy china i meant a drink whilst im waitin to start me shift ;~P

[China Doll]

Oh well in that case.... vodka and cranberry.

[fms]

coming up ill ave a voddy and red better make them biguns eh?

[PinkFizz]

will you lot go and get our dancers on the other thread pls - they are late!!

[spk]

(spk teeters through the door with costumes in hand) sorry Im late guv, nightmare with the traffic. Who needs what and where measurin then?

[admarlow]

I think nat will be here in a minute she is out rounding up people....

[China Doll]

Can I have some accessories to go with my new black dress Skp... need something to take away from the plunging neck line!

[nat_84]

ooooowwwww - you're all here AGAIN!

*zips up boots and steps on stage*

[admarlow]

oh AB babes its past my bedtime, I will have to get here earlier nexttime, here is �75, get yourself a couple of drinks. XXXXXXXXXX

[China Doll]

Sorry guys, I'm now officially on holiday.. well sort of, one more meeting to go! Have fun... keep it clean xx

[nat_84]

*gosh ur club is booooring - people leaving at 5.10pm.....*

Or maybe us dancers are just vile to watch - no offence Lubes..

[PinkFizz]

About blooming time girls!!!!

[fms]

waheyyyyy wer all ere so ave we got time for some rehersals and drunken stupor before the punter turn up
hehe see i said PUNTER

[fms]

spk jus so we dont ave any confusion ere wat am i wearin tonight is it batman or fireman??