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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday, the start of the working week for some. I hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a good one. Do you have any plans for today? I have phone calls coming from a...
04:41 Mon 12th Sep 202249 answers, last by Smowball 08:23 Mon 12th Sep 2022
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Caran

Scarey!

Had a power cut tonight. One long one for about 20 minutes then 3 quick ones only a second or too. I was sat in the down stairs loo at the time, very strange to be in complete darkness there. I...
23:33 Sun 11th Sep 20229 answers, last by naomi24 06:58 Mon 12th Sep 2022
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Bobbisox1

I Really Can’t Imagine How Hard Todays Accession Ceremony Must Be For Our King Only Two Days After The Death Of His Mother, He Looks As If He’s About To Breakdown At Any Moment

To have to get up each morning to have the eyes of the world on you whilst grieving , must be exceptionally difficult for him and William but on a lighter note, Gordon Brown looks like he’s had a...
10:40 Sat 10th Sep 202297 answers, last by Canary42 23:58 Sat 10th Sep 2022
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LadyCG

RIP Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

Goodbye to our amazing Queen....
18:33 Thu 08th Sep 2022132 answers, last by choux 14:58 Sun 11th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am meeting a friend for coffee at...
04:41 Sat 10th Sep 202260 answers, last by emmie 08:35 Sat 10th Sep 2022
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pimplyteen

Now We Know Why

Boris spent so much time visiting JCB with high vis and hard hat. Lord Bamford paid for his £24.000 wedding party bash. Just down right scum the cons....
12:05 Thu 08th Sep 202250 answers, last by pimplyteen 20:45 Fri 09th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday already and the end of the working week for some of you. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? Dependent on whether a...
04:32 Fri 09th Sep 202281 answers, last by anneasquith 10:59 Fri 09th Sep 2022
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Chipchopper

Don't Try This....

I tried to nick a bag of spaghetti from the supermarket, the other day, but the eagle-eyed woman store detective saw me slip it into my pocket, and when I went to leave, I couldn't get pasta
07:31 Tue 06th Sep 202210 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:26 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday and the week is rolling along, i Hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am waiting on the paperwork for my...
04:28 Tue 06th Sep 202282 answers, last by emmie 08:29 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend is here, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? My mate is coming over later and we are...
04:27 Sat 03rd Sep 202269 answers, last by emmie 08:46 Sat 03rd Sep 2022
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DTCwordfan

What The .... Winnie The Pooh Horror Movie - Blood & Honey.

Totally sick imo - someone need tearing apart for even thinking of this. It's so damning of society today. It's totally disrespectful to all that AA Milne stood for and so too to the generations of...
20:52 Fri 02nd Sep 202219 answers, last by jno 16:23 Sat 03rd Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike, and a scruffy guy on a unicycle? Attire....
06:58 Sat 03rd Sep 20223 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:27 Sat 03rd Sep 2022
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dave50

Will Those Who Have Insisted On Continuing To Work From Home Be Having Second Thoughts In The Winter?

After all, they will have to keep the heating on all day at home.
16:30 Thu 01st Sep 202258 answers, last by New Judge 13:16 Fri 02nd Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Twerking is what a Yorkshire man does to earn T'wages.
06:49 Fri 02nd Sep 202219 answers, last by maggiebee 16:01 Fri 02nd Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. If anything, he's more sluggish....
06:55 Thu 01st Sep 202211 answers, last by zebo 13:40 Fri 02nd Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the days do whizz by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a food shop to sort out this...
04:50 Thu 01st Sep 202264 answers, last by emmie 08:42 Thu 01st Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday and it's a Bank Holiday, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? Todays forecast for the capital is a...
04:33 Mon 29th Aug 202267 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 08:54 Mon 29th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

And the Lord said unto John "come forth and ye shall receive eternal life" But John came fifth, and won a toaster....
06:49 Mon 29th Aug 20227 answers, last by stocksman 16:27 Mon 29th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Today I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators support group, but it turns out it's tomorrow.
06:47 Sun 28th Aug 202212 answers, last by DTCwordfan 11:03 Sun 28th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Living in Buckinghamshire is never having to say you are Surrey.
06:46 Thu 25th Aug 202214 answers, last by Hopkirk 18:52 Thu 25th Aug 2022

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