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crisper
Hi everyone... took our boy to the vets on Friday night... he'd been vomiting a bit..and retching/urging .. during the afternoon..it stoped...until 7 ish... but got really bad again..so as I said.....
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DJHawkes
1) A necklace made out of a Garth guitar pick. 2) A nest of tables and matching coffee tables, shaby chic, white legs with light elm tops. 3) Person of Interest season 1 DVD 4) Kodak photo printing...
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xstitcher
I would love to hear of uses for the lengths of round wool or cotton that French knitting produces. I have only found one.....a neckband to keep my embroidery scissors on...
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cecil39
we have all low energy bulbs in our house, is it normal that when one 'goes' that it puts all the other lights out in the house as well? this is the first time i've had this happen and not sure if...
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DJHawkes
i've done a hotpicks 3 and the line is 22, 27, 40, all 3 of those numbers were in the 6 numbers drawn last night does that mean i've won £450 on the hotpicks game?...
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Jemisa
I’d been suffering from really bad pains in my bum and my mate recommended I shove tea leaves up my @rse cos her Gran said it works., & do it three times a day, as I found creams were useless. I did...
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DaisyNonna
Anybody else enjoy Dirty Dancing? The film, that is.
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excelsior-1
Two blondes were flying to Paris from London. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the Captain announced, 'One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry, we have...
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Svejk
They've just had a round about super-models on Pointless. You're name wasn't on it.???????...
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marval
A man travelling through Arizona stops at a small town and goes into a bar. He stands at the end of the bar and lights up a cigar. As he sips his drink, he stands there quietly blowing smoke rings....
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Lokime123
Ok so he play shoves me, he laughs at my jokes, he passes notes to me in class, he jokes around with me, and he talks to me a lot?
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RATTER15
Tis a bit blowy smorning down yer in Debn.
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starone
Joe is very fond of going to the local brothel, but after his last visit he notices that he has some green lumps growing on his will*e. He frantically dashes off to the doctor's who examines him...
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Jemisa
One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, naked, against a wall............................................... Shocked, he asks, "What the hell are you...
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marval
A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason...
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excelsior-1
then it grew on me...
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marval
Tim and Janice met on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in neighbouring towns only a few miles apart Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started...
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queenofmean
...to go and he's all mine :D
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Jemisa
(One my American pal sent me)...................................................... A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see if city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the...
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marval
A country club didn't allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. The ladies were satisfied with this...

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