If you could have been any British King or Queen which one would it have been and why ?.
For myself Charles 2ND, you can work out why yourselves lol....
I have just come back from my local car wash, had a mini valet on my run-around car a Peugeot 307 Diesel £12.50p they did the mini valet and no one asked for the money so I just got back in the...
A gay,an alcoholic and a chronic smoker go to a health clinic. The doctor says if they indulge one more time they will die. On the way home from the health clinic the alcoholic sees a bar, has one...
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The ITit will cost £499 TO £699, depending on cup size and speaker size. This is a major social...
The wife gave me 50 quid and
told me to go out and buy
something that makes her look
sexy...... should have seen her
face when i come home p!ssed !?!...
Statistics show 25% of women in
the country are on medication
for mental illness. That's scary...
75% of the mad b@stards are
running about on no medication
at all....
My new Thai girlfriend says that
having a small penis won't affect
our relationship.
Whether she's right or not, i'd
prefer it if she didn't have one
at all....
Two women talking.
'Do you look at your husband's
face when you have sex ?'
'I did once and he looked really
angry.'
'Why angry ?.
'Because he was watching from the window.'...
I held the door open for a
gorgeous blonde in the pub last
night.
My wife said, '' You've never held
the door open for me.''
I said, '' what about the time you threatened to leave.''...
My wife was motified when her PIP breast implant ruptured and beganslowly leaking industrial grade silcone ! However, she's now had her nipples pierced and we've been able to seal around the bath,...
Kenny, Wenger, Fergie,Rednapp and Boas sitting in a pub. Wenger goes up and buys the first round of drinks. Boas the second, Rednapp the third, Fergie the fourth. Kenny buys the next but Fergie...