Hailed a black taxi the other day. One of them Cockney cabbies who just bangs on and on when all you want is a bit of peace and quite. F**king banging on about his life, his house, his family, his...
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you w@nk. Do you: A) Think you need more time together. B) think she's a prude C) Think she should have sat elsewhere on the bus. Answers on a postcard only.
Can anyone help with number 2, - two pictures - first picture is a flower (looks like either a lily or orchid). The second picture is a set of Allen-keys. The two pictures should identify a name...