Bill is doing the crossword and Andy asks how he's getting on, Bill says I'm stuck on one word, what's the clue asks Andy, a women's sexual organ, 6 letters beginning with the letter V. Andy thinks...
A farmer and his wife are shattered from working all the hours God sends, so they decide to advertise for help. A stunningly beautiful young girl, size 12, pert breasts and long brunette hair applies...
A man goes to the doctor and says, " Doc, you've got to help me with my sex life. My wife thinks she's a racing car driver, when we're in bed her hand comes over, grabs hold of my John Thomas she rams...
A chap on a building site is summoned to the foreman's office, "Smith you're always gambling, you've got a wife and 2 kids to support and I can't let it continue, you must lose a fortune," says the...
A Muslim was seated next to a South African on a flight from London to Cape Town. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The S. African asked for a large Scotch and water, with ice,...
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of...
A man goes on a business trip to China. The first day is spent in a very long meeting. The evening comes and he decides to relax and hires a local "lady of the night". She arrives and they get down to...
What a total fix this is. I had a ?1,000,000 "TV" bet with the misses that Arlene would lose. How can 5 dancers possibly be better than 7 when for the last 2 weeks they were not good enough, according...
23 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in Dublin........ police believe Irish Muslims have set off the first "no more nails" bomb!
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there...
A sales rep finds himself driving through his old home town and stops at what used to be his local. At the bar he ask the barkeep "does old man Goldberg the shirt maker still drink in here" and the...
A chap goes to the doctors and asks for help with his love life. What seems to be the problem the doctor asks and the chap replies that when he makes love he doesn't get any feeling. It feels like...
A black man goes to the doctors who asks what 's wrong with him, I' ve got a problem with my chopper he replies and the doctor asks to have a look at it. As it crashes to the table his helmit falls...
A boy starting his prison sentence is put into a cell with the most terrifing man he has ever seen, six feet six inches tall, 20 stone of muscle and more scars than he can count serving life for...