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Have a good one.
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In a small town in New Zealand there is an organisation that's funded by the district health board. This organisation's tenure ended so the DHB put it up for tender. About 4 other organisations have...
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anyone collect anything? I collect dust bunnys.
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your period? Having the painters in.
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one of my cats had been out all night as he wouldn't come when I called him the night before. When he rushed in the door, he went straight to the dirt box & had a pee! What on earth?
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I'm trying to light my bloody fire with wet kindling some arse gave me. Can I use your dry wit please?
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that you think is talentless?
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wash your hands every time you have a pee?
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Don't forget Mothers Day.
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up wot you think MWB should stand for?
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put your glasses & mugs in the cupboard upside down or right side up? I've seen blood spilt over this!
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sabbath, what words of wisdom has leggy/messiah got for us?
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Actually been on antibiotics & then drunk alcohol? What is supposed to happen when you do?
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Do you have to take dahlia bulbs out of the ground for the winter, or can they stay there?
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actor & actress.
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is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
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tried to give up smoking a few weeks back. He lasted only 3 weeks. His excuse? The non-smoking crowd at his work were too boring! So he had to start again to get back into the interesting smoking...
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with her friend in my garden shed smoking & drinking. I had been wondering about my bottle of whiskey being drunk so quickly, (I only have 6 glasses a night). I thought maybe it was evaporating or...

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