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Why is it that

flies always manage to find their way through an open window but can never find their way back out again. I have 2 unwelcome visitors and no SWAT team.

pastafreak

Can anyone.......?

Type with one hand......while eating toast with the other hand??? I am now...and was just wondering if anyone else did.....

knobbynonut5

I predict

A diet

Sachs

What's everyone up to today?

Just had some toasties while watching 'Big' Tom Hanks, remember that? I've seen it so many times, that shot where he goes back to the 'Zoltan' machine & he gets his wish! I'm going to tackle the...

No,Knowledge

I'd love to stay here and be normal

But it's just so overrated

tiggerblue10

Just received this

Well I found it funny anyway.

CARABINT

grandad rock

ELLO i'm 44 years old and getting a rock band together...can anyone think of appropriate names? i'm thinking of .....Zimmer and the frames.......suggestions pleeze........ta

TurtleWax

Looks like leggy got banned AGAIN.

Told you it was going to be fun leggy. How many is that now? 10?? 15?? You will start to run out of new names soon LMAO@leg ???????? d t h ??????????

tiggerblue10

I've had a hell of a night and morning

Yesterday evening I mentioned that my neighbours were taking stereo equipment into their house but there was no noise at around 11pm. I got into bed and then it started!!!!!!!! Music went on till...

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