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no-knowledge
how long are you going to stay jovial for this time?
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Theland1
Ingredients: One egg. Six cans of strong lager. Method: 1) Drink the six cans of lager. 2) Try to remember what the egg was for.
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Theland1
I was going to cook pasta twirly things, and put peppers and cucumber on top with mayo, but forgot to buy the mayo. Shall I open a tin of soup instead and just forget it?
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dot.hawkes
i may have an open day with scones and cream later in the year, if i did, would you pay a small entrance fee for a tour of the garden and a sit down on the lawn with a cup of tea in a china cup with...
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gelda
Hooray they're back on the shelves again, different tin, smaller and more expensive !!!
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puddicat
The ones that let there dogs poop on paths, or trees and plants being destroyed!!
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lindylou16
See if you can say "Irish Wristwatch" Don't worry, everyone else sounds like a retard when they read it out loud too!
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DebsyDoo
to be sitting out in the sun ! Well, I may as well - the washing machine's packed up, just had to drag all the washing out soaking wet - can't find the sprinkler for the watering can - to water the 54...
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Zacsmaster
A decaffinated coffe table?
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Toxicity
to have great, regular sex with someone you don't actually like very much? Isn't it the purest form of intercourse - uncomplicated by emotions or the desire to make oneself in any degree likeable? It...
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evedawn
anyone travelled with easyjet? we're booked to fly with them soon and are nervous as it's gotten alot of bad press recently. your vgiews...good or bad...please.
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Spcl22
I attended a Dance Class last night (nothing new as I have been dancing for years) and today my thighs are really sore!!! I know that it was because of a particular backwards travelling step, as it...
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Bbbananas
I have just had an hysterical conversation with a sweet little old dear who recently saw her cardiology consultant at the hospital. No discharge letter has come through so I asked her if she could...
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Clanad
In the grand scheme of things, I suppose it's not terribly important, but, after discussions with numerous friends about the relationship, historically speaking, between the U.S.and the U.K., I'd like...
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mccfluff
if it doesn't mean errrrrr fisting in the good ole us of a what does it mean then???? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgtN-CtU_BU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6y4FtJJ-v4
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Has anyone had dealings with ANU holiday.co.uk?? They promised a two week break during the summer for ?399, took my money and then told me I didn't have enough points for the holiday they promised me....
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shaking
weren't on here wasting time what would or should you be doing?
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oakman123
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-116599 9/Now-service-introduces-hijab-headscarves-Mus lim-workers.html Should they change the uniform to fit an ethnic dress code?
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Denisec4502
Whats is the big deal with the Mrs. Obama affectionately putting her arm around the Queen...? all these Protocol Pra*ts should get with the real, modern World... There are more important things going...

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