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My elbow is very painful and in the crook of my arm a swelling has come up which looks like a swoolen muscle, Should I see a doctor or will it repair its self? I've had about four weeks.....
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My greenhouse strawberries have finished fruiting and I have pruned away the dead and dying leaves.There are new shoots appearing on the plants.....Can I expect a second crop this year?
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My mother-in law likes using make-up, but recently when she raises the lip-stick to her mouth it shoots back, at a rate of knots, into the tube. Why do you think that is?
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I saw my friend, who lost his sight many years ago, in town this morning without his guide dog which was very unusual. Asking him where his dog was he laughed and said he has Alzheimers. His dog does...
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I like mine in a teaspoon...How about you?
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Julian Smith plays an instrument very well but so do thousands of others ,Have you heard Myleene Klass play the piano??
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Just seen a complete episode of Eastenders...Larf a minute innit. It's made me feel quite suicidal.. Rumour has it that a few months ago someone was caught smiling and promply got the sack. Do you...
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Paraffin....The annoying thing is , we can't do anything about it....
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MP. Eliot Morley has said his claim for a mortgage that didn't exist was a mistake.What he should have said was," I got found out ". What do you think? He should be sacked now and taken to court for...
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Would Jonathon Woss get a taxi over the phone or from a taxi ****...
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pmsl....What does it mean in internet jargon?
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Can anyone tell me what talent Jonathan Ross has apart from a rather large orifice in his facial area ?
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I believe ITV HD is only availiable on Freesat.. I have a Freesat box all connected up to a 37" HD ready tv , Every thing is working fine, so how do I get ITV HD?
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Where's hubby got to. He's suddenly gone quiet !!
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North Korea has just tested an underground atomic device....Is it liable to affect the Earth's balance...is it dangerous?
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Is underground nuclear testing liable to affect the Earth's balance ? Is it dangerous?
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Man told the psychiatrist he thought he was a dog .Doctor said ' lie on the couch and we'll talk about it ' Man said ' I'm not allowed on the couch ! Boom Boom......
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In 50 years time will English people be an ethnic minority?
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Is there anybody out there who sailed on the Arcadia on her maiden voyage from Tilbury to Sydney in February 1954 (crew)
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Why has my daughters Jack Russell Terrior started eating grass?

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