Hi. My fiance and I are trying to come up with a first dance that's beautiful and romantic but not cheesy! it's very difficult. He's really into rock so we're having trouble. Any ideas? x
Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's' dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours.Suddenly Paddy jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of...
ok, so tonight my son and his girlfriend made me a birthday cake for tomorrow! It is better than anything he could ever have bought me and my eyes keep filling up when i lok at it! :-)! What is the...
and four guys were walking round carrying a coffin. I walked past a few hours later, and they were still going round with the same coffin. I think they have lost the plot
A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No', so she gave...
Trying to find the name of a cartoon dog only got a picture Its a white dog with black ears, loose collar, angry looking, falling from the sky, dollar signs (or 8s) along its side. Any ideas or sites...
only 11 to get and i get then get some work done The S of R and J were M and C There are 21 C in the EA FS is a S in the WO there are 12000 M in a M the A of the WH is 1600 PA the O is the AN for the...
help again please C has L B with 13 OC AE was the A the NP for P G was the W for KA 6M by N is FF KCG was the I of the SR A,P and A was the N of the 3 M
last year i went toa frends halloween party.. this was the first time i hav eva been to a halloween party beacuse me mom hates them.. three people were on the trampoline ( yes i no tis dangerous) and...
A couple of virgins had just got married but they were incredibly shy and embarrassed about the whole sex lark and couldn't even bring themselves to use the proper words so they agreed that his bits...
whiffey was walking thru the graveyard today. a guy jumped out from behind as headstone and said morning !! whiffey said no im just passing thru boom boom : -)
i dunno but i was rushed to hospital today. poisoning. im typing from my sick bed as you read this. i swallowed a daffodil bulb thinking it was an onion. the prognosis is ok the doctor says ill be OUT...