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helster
Hi. My fiance and I are trying to come up with a first dance that's beautiful and romantic but not cheesy! it's very difficult. He's really into rock so we're having trouble. Any ideas? x
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Zen
Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's' dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours.Suddenly Paddy jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of...
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EDDIE51
Did you hear about the guy who got his sleeping pills mixed up with his Viagra? He ended up having 40 w*nks!!
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tickledtrout
Does anyone know the song that David was playing in the car at the start of corrie?
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Homer55
I was chopping carrots with the grim reaper last night. thats right i was dicing with death!!
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4getmenot
Ok so who saw it this morning. I dont know why but I still dont like Heather Mills, never have really
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unrulyjulie
ok, so tonight my son and his girlfriend made me a birthday cake for tomorrow! It is better than anything he could ever have bought me and my eyes keep filling up when i lok at it! :-)! What is the...
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Jillius
How did Indian people feel about British rule in India? i need this for homework please help lol
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Jillius
C - - - - W (nut)
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Panic Button
and four guys were walking round carrying a coffin. I walked past a few hours later, and they were still going round with the same coffin. I think they have lost the plot
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Richie1976
A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No', so she gave...
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LellyDi
Trying to find the name of a cartoon dog only got a picture Its a white dog with black ears, loose collar, angry looking, falling from the sky, dollar signs (or 8s) along its side. Any ideas or sites...
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jwhiskey
only 11 to get and i get then get some work done The S of R and J were M and C There are 21 C in the EA FS is a S in the WO there are 12000 M in a M the A of the WH is 1600 PA the O is the AN for the...
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jwhiskey
help again please C has L B with 13 OC AE was the A the NP for P G was the W for KA 6M by N is FF KCG was the I of the SR A,P and A was the N of the 3 M
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Worried14
last year i went toa frends halloween party.. this was the first time i hav eva been to a halloween party beacuse me mom hates them.. three people were on the trampoline ( yes i no tis dangerous) and...
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Ethel
I think this is very wrong. Am I alone? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles /news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=490415&in_p age_id=1811&ct=5
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Jillius
A couple of virgins had just got married but they were incredibly shy and embarrassed about the whole sex lark and couldn't even bring themselves to use the proper words so they agreed that his bits...
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johnny.5
they're very tasty
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legend760
whiffey was walking thru the graveyard today. a guy jumped out from behind as headstone and said morning !! whiffey said no im just passing thru boom boom : -)
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legend760
i dunno but i was rushed to hospital today. poisoning. im typing from my sick bed as you read this. i swallowed a daffodil bulb thinking it was an onion. the prognosis is ok the doctor says ill be OUT...

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