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McMouse

Condolences

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked. "He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am."...
12:46 Wed 22nd Jul 20092 answers, last by Jillius 21:53 Sun 26th Jul 2009
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McMouse

One for Wednesday

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?" The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top,...
12:48 Wed 22nd Jul 20091 answer, last by Jillius 21:49 Sun 26th Jul 2009
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woodelf

Unsticking the Mince

When "browning off" some steak mince with a teaspoonful of vegetable oil, how do you stop the mince sticking together?...and I don't mean to the pan itself. Ta Muchly.
17:57 Wed 22nd Jul 200911 answers, last by filthiestfis 10:19 Thu 23rd Jul 2009
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Jillius

Can I change the speed of my broadband ??

Someone has told me I have it set too slow but they didn't tell me how or if I can change it !
19:57 Tue 14th Jul 20093 answers, last by Jillius 23:18 Tue 14th Jul 2009
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Jillius

Saturdays Yorkshire Post Crossword...River Avon -DEN ??

My mum just can't get this last clue. I've Googled it with no luck. River Avon -den ??
14:33 Mon 06th Jul 20093 answers, last by Jillius 14:58 Mon 06th Jul 2009
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marwel7

Royal Variety Show

Has the Royal Variety Show featuring George Sampson been on?
23:11 Sat 30th May 20095 answers, last by Jillius 14:56 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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glenis

sainsburys hi juice cordial - pink grapefruit flavour

this isn't a question , i just wanted to let people know how absolutely gorgeous this stuff is -only ?1.18 a bottle and you dilute with water so it last forever
23:44 Fri 29th May 20097 answers, last by Mr Veritas 23:29 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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hippyhoppy

bgt

Humph - not sure about the singing.. but the acting is good.. frick on a stick.. Holly or whatever her name is... playing the game!!
22:04 Fri 29th May 200936 answers, last by catcuddler 17:02 Sat 30th May 2009
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Jillius

Britain's Got Talent

I don't think the way they have split the semi finalists into different shows is fair. For example, if Susan Boyle, Flawless and Diversity had all been performing on the same night, one of them would...
11:31 Wed 27th May 200915 answers, last by pusskin 14:37 Wed 27th May 2009
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pastafreak

Can anyone.......?

Type with one hand......while eating toast with the other hand??? I am now...and was just wondering if anyone else did.....
12:48 Sun 24th May 200922 answers, last by legendizback 15:05 Sun 24th May 2009
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mollykins

Being gay natural?

I'm not saying it's wrong to be gay but, if it is natural, how come you never see gay animals? Or do they not realise they are gay and never find another?
13:58 Sat 23rd May 200916 answers, last by Leapers 15:27 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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4getmenot

Me and my pet

If you could have any creature/thing from a tv/film as a pet what would you have. Mine would be that little caterpiller thing from labyrinth 'heeeeello come in meet the misses' I could put its hair in...
16:37 Fri 22nd May 200939 answers, last by caththecrazy 21:02 Fri 22nd May 2009
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chinadog

No Justice!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-118562 3/Fury-Baby-P-sentences-mother-walk-free-jail- just-years.html
16:41 Fri 22nd May 200914 answers, last by MrsBobbins 23:24 Fri 22nd May 2009
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vibrasphere

help please

The office hippy (we love him) has set this teaser and no one can answer it, can I please enlist the help of the good people of answerbank. If Spring is the sea Summer is the sky And Winter is the...
15:23 Wed 20th May 2009121 answers, last by vibrasphere 16:30 Thu 25th Jun 2009
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trt

Corrie tonight!!!!

How the hell did the CID Guy know that Colin had died a while ago, as they had only been on the doorstep a few minutes, talking to Eileen and why didn't they call an ambulance? I know its a soap, but...
23:14 Mon 18th May 200916 answers, last by Jillius 16:25 Fri 22nd May 2009
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love2bake

Substitute for ground almond?

What can I substitute ground almonds with? I am allergic to all nuts. I have several cake/cupcake recipes that call for ground almonds. The recipes come from a cook book that gives healthier...
23:10 Tue 19th May 20096 answers, last by love2bake 01:17 Wed 20th May 2009
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Jillius

Facebook............funny

Have you ever changed your language on Facebook ?? Go down to the bottom of your profile page and click on 'English'..........and change it to English pirate. Brilliant.
22:36 Tue 19th May 20098 answers, last by Jillius 22:50 Tue 19th May 2009
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Jillius

This is clever.........

Pick a number between 1 and 9 inclusive. Multiply by 2 Add 5 Multiply by 50 ( go get the calculator ! ) Add 1759 if you have had your birthday this year Add 1578 if you haven't Subtract the year you...
12:51 Thu 07th May 200916 answers, last by Rollo 13:15 Thu 07th May 2009
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Jillius

Dog sick stain on carpet

Our dog was sick on my beige carpet. I cleaned it up straight away and scrubbed and scrubbed but there is still a very dark stain. I used Carpet Power, which normally is brilliant but the stain...
12:44 Thu 07th May 200911 answers, last by sprayer 13:09 Thu 07th May 2009
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Jillius

T shirt transfer paper

I have just got some off ebay and have followed the instructions but it won't work ! It says to put the transfer paper on the t shirt with the picture facing upwards, cover with greaseproof paper and...
12:09 Tue 21st Apr 20093 answers, last by MWB 12:28 Tue 21st Apr 2009

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