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English language problem here.

My wife went mental when she saw that I bought our daughter a Barbie for Christmas. She said he's too young to be cooking....
13:47 Thu 16th Dec 20103 answers, last by marval 16:44 Thu 16th Dec 2010
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Different opinions!

My freind and i were discussing music, He said he had never heard a sound as bad as the sound from the playing of bagpipes, I thought well he had never seen "X Factor" then
11:55 Tue 14th Dec 201011 answers, last by Michi83 12:26 Wed 15th Dec 2010
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I met my mate outside--

the dentist's unable to speak, sweating, red faced and drooling . I said, "What's the matter, mate? Have you had some work done?" Hesaid,"Nah, as the receptionist leaned forward to give...
16:44 Sun 12th Dec 20101 answer, last by NazNomad 09:53 Mon 13th Dec 2010
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Question for Today!!

Is there an Answerbank Mafia?
10:11 Sat 11th Dec 201042 answers, last by pixi- 10:57 Sun 12th Dec 2010
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Anyone know if this is genuine?

Received this today "The New 2010 Limewire Alternative"
20:39 Fri 10th Dec 201029 answers, last by society 11:35 Fri 17th Dec 2010
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I love her really

My wife thinks I'm being sweet when I call her "Butterface" as a nickname To be fair, after 20 years of marriage she's still got a great figure and decent tits ... "But her face"...
14:12 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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I was used in a reconstruction of a murdered campanologist for Crimewatch. I was a dead ringer.

. I was a dead ringer....
14:07 Tue 07th Dec 20103 answers, last by cojones 01:06 Wed 08th Dec 2010
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Watched Lennon last night and i thought about--

A woman who's spent a large part of her life impersonating the wife of late Beatles legend John Lennon, is starring in panto this Xmas. Ono she isn't....
13:51 Tue 07th Dec 20101 answer, last by dotty. 13:54 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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merry xmas

The other day I was looking through one of my son's school books when I saw something that made me rush up the school straight away to see his teacher--------------------------------------...
14:50 Sun 05th Dec 20103 answers, last by mike11111 06:07 Wed 08th Dec 2010
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Ho Ho Ho

I got into a fight with a doorbell salesman the other day. It was a right ding-dong....
14:42 Sun 05th Dec 20102 answers, last by marval 19:10 Sun 05th Dec 2010
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snow

The snow reminds me of my mother-in-law, it lands when it wants, it's never welcome and when it stays too long i feel like attacking it with a shovel....
21:56 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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English language!!

I was waiting for a train earlier when this drunk pillock started acting up on the platform. He was shouting, swearing, even tried to start on a couple of kids. Then all of a sudden he jumped off the...
21:45 Fri 03rd Dec 20101 answer, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:46 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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Changed computer?

Hi Problem 1-- when in AB for instance the page displays only in the middle of the screen with wide blank spaces at each side. Prob 2 How to make text larger and stay larger as default.....
15:43 Tue 30th Nov 20105 answers, last by codswallop 21:10 Tue 30th Nov 2010
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When i read what Bernard Matthews said-

"Turkeys have a low IQ.They don't need to be taken to the cinema" The word Turkeys suddenly changed to "Chatterbankers"...
15:43 Sat 27th Nov 201011 answers, last by society 21:10 Sat 27th Nov 2010
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Shall i start

Poor ol bernard matthews rip. The funeral has been arranged at a norfolk crematorium. He will be placed in an oven at gas mark 6 for 7 hours....
14:54 Fri 26th Nov 20105 answers, last by rinkins 14:59 Fri 26th Nov 2010
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Groan

I got this new after-shave that smells like breadcrumbs. The birds love it! PS My joke writing skills are quite similar to sex with my girlfriend. In the end I'm the only one satisfied...
12:32 Wed 24th Nov 20101 answer, last by notafish 17:40 Wed 24th Nov 2010
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Edit photos before--

Hello Can import photos from a card to my external hard drive but i want to edit them first...
12:03 Wed 24th Nov 20103 answers, last by VHG 19:11 Wed 24th Nov 2010
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I am confused,

For my birthday my husband gave me a double ended magic wand. I don't know which way to take it....
20:12 Mon 11th Oct 20101 answer, last by Count-A-Strong 22:44 Mon 11th Oct 2010
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A Bargain in B&Q today

Just bought a new front door, Letter box and doorbell included for just 15 quid. Can't knock it. ....
21:40 Sat 09th Oct 20102 answers, last by AlBags 21:36 Sun 10th Oct 2010
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How can i get on X Factor because--

I think i have a good singing voice i say this because when i was singing in my living room yesterday my nieghbour threw a brick through my window, I think he wanted to hear me better.
21:30 Sat 09th Oct 20106 answers, last by askyourgran 21:46 Sat 09th Oct 2010

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