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Polish Bride

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

EDDIE51

Two deaf men on a bus !

1st man. Is this Wembley ? 2nd man. No it's Thursday ! 1st man So am I , let's get off and have one !

Supernick

I am in a difficult position and dont know what to do. I left my husband because of his apalling behaviour earlier this year, and subsequently met a fantastic man I like very very much. I still loved...

China Doll

This is quite rude.

36 inch double D breasts covered in warm belgium chocolate. 1 inch errect nipples pierced with gold rings topped with whipped cream. Clean shaven p**** framed by an open crotched, leather thong. Moist...

Kromovaracun

Donkey

A chap buys a donkey from an old farmer for ?100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next morning, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I've got some bad news. The donkey...

natalie_1982

People who annoy me

Currently the two people I would like to punch (apart from three women in my office, but you don't know them so it doesn't count) are CJ from Eggheads (smug .... I want to put a swear word here but Fr...

spenny1969

will he ever be mine?

hi i would really love come advise. i met a man i used to be friends with when i was 11 years old and i havnt seen him for 27 years till 2 months ago. we started seeing each other every night except...

abrushing

wuss

Does anyone know what the origin of the slang word Wuss is. Thank you

meredith101

settle and argument for me

which is better for you: butter or marge?

spk~

roast beef

Im planning on doing a roast beef dinner tomorrow, any advice on how to cook the meat would be really appreciated. We are having it with mashed spuds, cabbage, carrots yorkshires and roast beef gravy....

ChocolatChip

Do any of you lovely people over here on chatterbank.

Have any more advice on my question in B&S. Advice woud be greatly apprieciated. Thank you.

knobbynonut

Now who in there right minds asks a question like this.

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion476664.html

callum0666

which car should i choose!!!

im trying to decide what car to get next, my budget is MAX ?8000 but id like to keep it as low as poss, im after a fast car that gives lots of feedback, a real drivers car, iv test driven a mondeo...

mizz.molly

Romantic Era

Hi, i need to know about music in the 'Romantic Era' (1820-1900). Brahms, Tchaikovsky, Chopin, Grieg, Bizet and Strauss are the composers i need to write about, Eg. famous pieces of music they have...

Whickerman

Jockey joke

A jockey who had just got married went on his honeymoon, and at the hotel asked the receptionist for the very best room, "certainly sir," said the receptionist, "would you like the bridal?" "No...

ChocolatChip

Can anyone ease my mind?

I've been worrying my head off since my birthday on wednesday. I went out with my partner (Peter), one of my closest friends(Frank) and his partner(Alice) and some of her friends. Now Frank does not...

Richie1976

At the doctors

'I'm baffled by your orange penis' the doctor told his patient. 'Does anyone else in your family have this condition' The concerned fellow says, 'No' 'Do you handle any chemicals at work?' 'I don't...

Panic Button

I walked past the cemetery this morning

and four guys were walking round carrying a coffin. I walked past a few hours later, and they were still going round with the same coffin. I think they have lost the plot

Richie1976

Pianist with Turrets

An out of work pianist with Turrets Syndrome is strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one unemployed afternoon. Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window 'Pianist...

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