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SpikeyBush
The missus is giving out about how long our mechanic took to fix her car. Here's what was wrong: Nearside brake disc wore down so low that the piston popped out and all the brake fluid spilled out....
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Cowtipper
Wife: What do you want to do for your birthday? Me: I don't know. When is it? Wife: Tomorrow. Me: Is it really? I guess it is. Let me think on it. I really don't care about holidays or birthdays or...
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lankeela
Someone at work is on one of these and was trying to get me to join. They give me the creeps, I couldn't meet someone I hadn't already met (if you see what I mean) - think of the worst person you know...
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Jemisa
My G/daughters school is having a 'Grand Summer Fete' in June to help raise funds for the school to have their swimming pools changing rooms renovated, as Health & Safety have banned swimming...
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joggerjayne
How do they DO it ??? I could NOT sit there, with that little mouse portion, watching someone across the table chowing down on a big meal. I'd have to grab the food !!...
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sherrardk
Whilst I appreciate that if you live in the countryside there will inevitably be country smells, but is it normal for the country smells to reek like blocked drains? Thanks
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sandrajo
Does grammar bother you? Do you find yourself correcting people when they don't say things right?
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DONNA1458
My Skoda Superb 2003 has clutch judder after half an hour of running only when setting off from a stand still its really quite bad what could it be, surly if it was the clutch going it would happen...
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looobylooo
hi, has anyone got any tips to get rid of the smell of curry, left in the microwave, after heating up an indian ready meal, please? have cleaned and scrubbed the inside, but theres still a faint,...
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TWR
Do you find that's it's getting very hard to run your car / house/all bills to pay?
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romzana
well my answer was I used to wait until the last minute to set planfor the coming week, but I realized that scheduling in advance makes much more sense but am not sure if this a good wanswer please...
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TWR
Once of a day it wasn't that often you see a murder reported in the tabloid but now it's every day, when is this going to end? & what will end it?
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ooh-la-la
the only person that can stop you from crying is the person that made you cry in the first place?
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jack daniels
I've got some shop bought containers of prawns in salted water, it doesn't say anything about freezing them - can I do this??? Anna x tia...
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daffy654
I just noticed on another thread that you had found your son looking at unsuitable stuff on his laptop. I wanted to let you know that I downloaded and installed a great parental control program...
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anotheoldgit
http://tinyurl.com/6kjs2ut It would seem that the last Labour party had been conspiring with European bureaucrats to wipe England off the map and replace our historic ­boroughs, counties and...
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Answerprancer
(or have gone out of fashion) Any favourites ? Here's a great one: Besmirched....
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Arti
I got to told to 'p1ss off' by Ken Dodd, when I was 13. Anyone else got a claim to fame?...
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sandyRoe
No longer smoking or drinking but still a bit overweight. Is that a good BP reading?
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schiehallion
Hi ABers/ Im going to bite the bullet in a fortnight and buy the new Sony 3D laptop. The thing is it has Windows 7 installed and i am used to XP, is it worth seeing if i can get XP installed on it or...

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