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encee

Matchstick Stuck In Car Keyhole

some idiot decided it would be fun to damage peoples carlocks..not happy.so any ideas on how to remove the matchsticks would be grateful cos cannot get in the car.
13:11 Sun 16th Dec 20128 answers, last by encee 12:49 Wed 09th Jan 2013
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Paul22118

Patrick Moore

Someone just told me Sir Patrick Moore passed away during the night at his home in Sussex. True?
15:17 Sun 09th Dec 201210 answers, last by atalanta 17:42 Sun 09th Dec 2012
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zebo

Yet More From OH's Inbox

The difference between the sexes. This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they...
00:32 Fri 07th Dec 20126 answers, last by mazie 17:10 Fri 07th Dec 2012
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marval

Nelson at Trafalgar 2012

Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, this isn't what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry...
18:42 Mon 26th Nov 20128 answers, last by whiskeryron 11:55 Tue 15th Aug 2017
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marval

Roll Call

It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper: "Ames" "Here!" "Jenson"...
22:35 Sun 07th Oct 20126 answers, last by coffeeboy 20:49 Mon 08th Oct 2012
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joeluke

Abu Hamza.....

......didn't really enjoy the in-flight movie yesterday Coming to America...
16:03 Sat 06th Oct 20128 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:11 Sat 06th Oct 2012
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magicmick

Elderly couple

Two elderly gents were sat in the garden of a retirement home one turns to the other and says, Sam I am 83 years old now I am full of aches and pains, I know you are about my age how do you feel? Sam...
00:44 Sat 29th Sep 20122 answers, last by coffeeboy 10:13 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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ll_billym

Teaching

The highs and lows of being a teacher. One day you are reading the register, the next day you're on one.
20:29 Thu 27th Sep 20125 answers, last by baza 17:52 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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DaveBH

sunday express crossword

30(d) musical instrument with a fretted fingerboard, flatbacked body and six strings, (4) ?i?l
10:16 Sun 23rd Sep 20127 answers, last by factor30 16:30 Sun 14th Oct 2012
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EDDIE51

Hedgehog

Why did the Hegehog cross the road ?
00:04 Sun 23rd Sep 20125 answers, last by excelsior-1 10:22 Sun 23rd Sep 2012
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Duncer

I entered a blindfolded masturbating contest at the weekend

.............................I've no idea where I came.
20:17 Mon 03rd Sep 201231 answers, last by billandhiscats 21:15 Fri 07th Sep 2012
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maggiebee

Ooops

Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to...
12:23 Tue 28th Aug 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 10:26 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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coffeeboy

Volleyball

Why is one player dressed different
18:09 Sun 12th Aug 20122 answers, last by coffeeboy 19:19 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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madiba

Fast Man

Usain Bolt The fastest man running in London since John Terry heard Wayne Bridge's key in the door....
05:23 Mon 06th Aug 20124 answers, last by coffeeboy 21:53 Mon 06th Aug 2012
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madiba

Tell it like it is !

Halfway through my shift at Boots yesterday, a middle aged guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife. Naturally, I had a little peek at them as I handed them over. "Would you like the...
19:37 Sat 28th Jul 201217 answers, last by coffeeboy 22:25 Sat 28th Jul 2012
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marval

Yes Mother

A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how...
19:15 Thu 12th Jul 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:36 Thu 12th Jul 2012
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starone

The Desert Island

One day a man decided to retire... He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other...
00:00 Sun 08th Jul 20126 answers, last by askyourgran 22:04 Sun 07th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

A Man Takes...

his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and...
11:36 Wed 04th Jul 20122 answers, last by marval 20:35 Wed 04th Jul 2012
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Jemisa

Congratulations...

While the bar customer savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The barman served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special...
23:38 Mon 02nd Jul 20127 answers, last by tonyav 17:24 Tue 03rd Jul 2012
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starone

Goodbye Mom

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she...
00:35 Fri 11th May 20124 answers, last by coffeeboy 20:21 Fri 11th May 2012

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