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bodylice

A hairbrush

I have just found a hairbrush behind the fridge. It is very tacky and smells a bit with obvious chunks of scalp on the knobby ends of what few prongs remain. It is a revolting object and I cannot see...
17:12 Mon 19th Nov 200715 answers, last by knobbynonut 19:20 Mon 19th Nov 2007
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bodylice

I am leaving AB

It's stuffed with plebs and idiots and curios from a monkey theme park. What would you like with your vodka, what did you have for lunch, can I have 2 sugars please, oooohh cake.
21:07 Mon 12th Nov 200738 answers, last by dolly pond 16:16 Sat 24th Nov 2007
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legend758duo

vodka and ???

wello its vodka. but . what with it? coke zero ? sprite lite ? or diet irn bru? hard decision to make on my own. help please folks. or could go mental and take redbull in it ???
20:28 Mon 12th Nov 200721 answers, last by .steg. 21:03 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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bodylice

Bourbon and ???

Following on from legend's deeply inspired question about vodka, I got to pondering and wondering - what should be added to bourbon to prevent a nervous breakdown ? And more important, do you give...
20:44 Mon 12th Nov 200715 answers, last by helliebobs 22:28 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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sleepyj

hibernate

im going to hibernate now see you all next year bye
20:46 Wed 03rd Oct 200731 answers, last by sleepyj 23:24 Wed 03rd Oct 2007
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legend758duo

did you know ??'

did you know that today is chibby checkers birthday? do you know how old the old twiaster is? holdf on to your hats . because hes only ........................... 66 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that aside its...
10:18 Wed 03rd Oct 2007178 answers, last by legend758duo 23:42 Wed 03rd Oct 2007
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4GS

FOA bodylice, leg end, smi_ffffffffffffffffy

Thats it, the sane dayshift are logging off, the inane idiots on the AB user night shift can post idiotic youtube links to your hearts content night night losers Xx
21:15 Tue 02nd Oct 200726 answers, last by legend758duo 03:28 Wed 03rd Oct 2007
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bodylice

Two questions

1) How many youtube links has leg end posted today ? 2) Will leg end and the gonad-free imbecile speling-freak end up in a moronic embrace in Tenerife ? I was going to ask a question about frogs but...
20:00 Tue 02nd Oct 200730 answers, last by knobbynonut 21:14 Tue 02nd Oct 2007
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lorla

Sickness and Diorrhea

Boy'f can't keep anything down (or up!) but is starving hungry - should he eat and change bringing it up again even though the heaving is giving him a pounding headache or just try and stay away from...
20:34 Tue 02nd Oct 200716 answers, last by KT84 22:44 Tue 02nd Oct 2007
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blu3wave

Bald old men and fat turdsized women

Why do men like fat, windy women,..... (its a known fact fat women are especially smelly becoz of BO and excess wind) ...... I mean yes, i'm sure their personalities must shine through the foul gas...
12:36 Tue 02nd Oct 200764 answers, last by kyra16 20:41 Tue 02nd Oct 2007
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anotheoldgit

Should the Queen give evidence?

Should the Queen be called to give evidence at the Diana inquest, and if not why? Paul Burrell, Diana's Butler is to be called and the centre of his evidence will be his claim that the Queen warned...
17:37 Tue 02nd Oct 200738 answers, last by empressali 15:59 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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Beads

Restoring faith in human nature...

Tonight I was on my way home from work, waiting for public transport - it was raining and someone who was stood close by with a golfing umbrella asked me if i'd like to join them to keep out of the...
22:02 Mon 01st Oct 200720 answers, last by Beads 22:44 Mon 01st Oct 2007
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sp1814

Statues

Which great Briton, who hasn't been represented with a major statue or monument, should be honoured? Doesn't matter if they're alive or dead, but they have to be British either born, by marriage or a...
21:34 Mon 01st Oct 200717 answers, last by Skreecheeboy 15:13 Tue 02nd Oct 2007
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bodylice

Aliases and Multiple Usernames

I now have conclusive PROOF that certain scurrilous people are signing up to AB with multiple accounts and using them mischieviously. Many of these registrations are coming from Eastern Europe. This...
19:19 Fri 28th Sep 200757 answers, last by NazNomad 22:00 Tue 11th Jan 2011
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Wix

What do you sound like?

What does your voice sound like? My voice is quite deep. What about yours???
23:06 Mon 24th Sep 200781 answers, last by Katie~77 14:06 Tue 25th Sep 2007
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bodylice

Around the world in 80 days ?

I am watching this film with Pierce Brosnan, but what I don't understand is how it is possible to have endless sexual intercourse when you are hard pushed for time. If you are racing around the world,...
22:49 Mon 24th Sep 20073 answers, last by Youravonlady 12:07 Tue 25th Sep 2007
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bodylice

Going Home

What time are you going home today ?
16:35 Thu 20th Sep 200710 answers, last by eyebrows 16:57 Thu 20th Sep 2007
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Neilzulu2

This is getting ridiculous

Why can't some people just grow up and stop the impostering!!!!! It's ludicrous! At least that oconnor troll has gone now!
09:25 Wed 19th Sep 200774 answers, last by Neilzulu1 08:43 Thu 20th Sep 2007
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anotheoldgit

Are not these awards also racist?

With tonight's MOBO (Music of Black Origin) awards and previous BET (Black Entertainment TV) awards. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/69598 35.stm...
17:21 Wed 19th Sep 200775 answers, last by leedeck21 00:24 Sat 03rd Oct 2009
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cambus

Friends Reunited.

Is Body & Soul the Internet equivalent of Jeremy Kyle and Trish, all rolled into one? It seems to be full of inadequate people, baring their souls to the world and enjoying the verbal abuse that goes...
18:42 Tue 18th Sep 200743 answers, last by China Doll 10:42 Wed 19th Sep 2007

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