I've found this anon poem..... If only I had been a runner bean, A carrot or an aubergine, A shiny pea, That should’ve been me, Alas, twas not to be If only I had been less tight, Less like a fist clenched for a fight, An open heart Should’ve been my part, Alas, twas not to be. If only I had been less smelly, Less pungent on exit from your belly, A scented rose, Kind...
I forget the name of the movie, but it was about some high-ranking American officers visiting England during WWII making preparations for the deployment of US forces there prior to the Invasion. The one line I remember is: "The first thing we do when the air force gets here is to make damned sure that they bomb the hell out of all those *** sprout fields!"
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