A/b Speak Translate To English

[albaqwerty]

inspired by our lovely JJ

For example,
she has a nice figure = I'd like to get intimate :-)

(starting off politely)

[ChillDoubt]

AB: Am I going to prison?

Reality: You won't believe what a total d*ck I've been and if there's any justice I'll get 6 months minimum.

[mushroom25]

AB: I'm sorry if I posted by Q&P question in the wrong category.
English: No I'm not. I'll post my Q&P questions where I like.

[DTCwordfan]

AB: "i don't like this game any more. i'm not going to play now and i'm going take my ball and go indoors."

English (or Scots): make a wet farty sound "plbplbplbplbplbplbplb"

[DTCwordfan]

AB: "It's hot and sunny in Ibiza*" (for * insert Majorca or Minorca)

English: "Its so bleeding hot and I'm burnt to a shred and the gin* (or tonic) has just run out." (for * insert my club).

[society]

This one gets on my tits big time:

AB - Not sure where to post this bla bla bla blaaa

English - I am too lazy to search out the relevant category so here...

[DTCwordfan]

anyway, I am more interested to hear what she has planned for the kid.....it's a lovely meat when slowly cooked.

[DTCwordfan]

sorry remove that one, wrong thread!

[society]

You're a mad goat :)

[lady-janine]

AB: you're all stars i can't choose a best answer

English or scottish: i don't like this game any more. i'm not going to play now and i'm going take my ball and go indoors.

sorry alba this should read more like this:

English: i don't like this game any more. i'm not going to play now and i'm going take my ball and go indoors.

Scootish: (a bit like this) - ah'm nae gonna stay here. ah'm away to mah hame an ye'll no welcome. an just mark tha's ma ball.

(that's about the best i can do)