A quickie before I go off on my waxwing hunt.....thermals and bins at the ready.
Hope you're less tired today though it doesn't dampen your ardour! ;-)
Cheery image:
Sunny-Dave didn't want to look out of place in Essex so:
He's gone blonde!!!!!! But there was extra to pay for the body hair.
Then there was the tan! I told him not to use Cherry Blossom shoe polish but would he listen??? Pray it doesn't rain.
I'm not sure the pelmet from his sitting room makes a good skirt but at least it fits....not that it hides his bits and I told him SOME Essex girls do wear knickers. Not in my experience says Dave.
He scoured the shops for white stilettos.....size 19....no luck so he's tippexed his biker boots.
He's even prepared to forego his beloved ale for pints of Watermelon Bacardi. By god...the man's a trooper.
Essex face lift?.... you ask. Have you seen how fast Dave rides that bike!!!!!
I heard that he called down from the hotel room Dave is staying in - and in a little bit of a panic. "Help, I gotta leak in my sink!" The Essex girl on reception replied, "That's ok, Sir. Please go ahead."
I unaccountably missed this thread yesterdat - must have been too busy with the gravy browning tanning solution. It's a helluva game painting the seams on straight ...
I'll have you know that my preferred drink remains the the the the "pint if baileys with a cherry onnastick"...