There won't be any rioting between 9.25am and 10.30am as all that verminous chav scum will be watching Jeremy Kyle. Perhaps they should run it ALL DAY on a continuous loop, keep 'em at bay. Problem solved!
Well, my local newsagent had sold out of The Observer on Sunday evening.
That's about it.
We don't do "trouble" down here (studiously ignores Mods and Rockers notoriety). This is a happy place. It's Gay Pride Week this week. It is all jollity. Plus, the Police are apparently ready for any horrid little oiks who try to come here making trouble.