finish the saying...

[stokemaveric]

you know when you are getting old when...

[joggerjayne]

guys ... you order a "half" in a pub

girls ... you order a "small" gin, or a "small" glass of wine

[berniecuddles]

jayne you been googling!! lol

[36TEAK36]

When your Hairdresser ask you if you would also like your Eyebrows trimmed.

[bobjugs12]

...hangovers last for days instead of hours

[joggerjayne]

No, Bernie ... but I know what old people are like (I live near Hove!)

[berniecuddles]

lol, i like hove tho xx

[joggerjayne]

"You know you are getting old when ..."

... you ask someonehow they are getting on with whatever they are doing by saying ...

... "Are you winning?"

[joggerjayne]

... you social kiss on just one side, instead of two.

[marval]

The fire department is requested to attend your birthday party in case the candles on your cake get out of hand.

People are constantly putting a mirror under your nose while you nap to see if you're breathing

Everyone is happy to give you a ride because they don't want you behind the wheel

[joggerjayne]

... you buy the first velcro fastening shoes you've had since you were a toddler.

[marval]

Children often innocently ask you, "What did people do before electricity?" And you can't remember

[joggerjayne]

... you insist on calling a radio a "wireless"

(yes yes, no wires coming out of it ... it must be magic!)

[bibblebub]

You know when you are getting old when you start asking "you know when you are getting old when... ".

[mollykins]

You complain how when you were growing up, you didn't have; a fridge, a freezer, a tv or a camera.

[Mamyalynne]

On for the guys

'When what used to watch you shave your face,
now watches you shine your shoes'

I must dig out the whole poem, I have it somewhere courtesy of My Gran LOL

[marval]

You try to donate to a sperm bank but they insist they require live specimens

[andy-hughes]

You bend down to tie your shoe laces and start thinking "What else can i do while I'm down here?"

Your grandaughter (14) tells you in a whithiring voice - "Grandad! you're SO last century!"

[rinkins]

he he lol these are funny