I thought I was fairly observant -- but not at all it seems.
Why? ----bought a blouse a few months ago , really liked it .It has buttons down the front , hidden under a decorative strip.Have worn it a few times and have really struggled to button it.Getting wild everytime.
Put it on today and looked at the buttons to find the are a neat triangular shape and not round.They will just slid through the button hole if you are careful.
Never even noticed before-- how unobservant can you be? No hope for me today -I think.
Today, silver grey silk with pale peach lace,,, nothing smutty in that... Mavis wouldn't wear black far too racy... I think I'll register again as flat mavis... she can be my conscience I've never had one before....
Of course there are always zips but that is another subject.... Used to hate it when we got the men stuck in zips in A and E I was the bolshie student so they used to send me to do the unjamming,,,,
At least I never had to retrieve small furry animals from unusual places.... willy from a bottle yes, and from a vacuum cleaner nozzle yes....So glad i work in an office now