horrible...vileist thing you have ever had the misfortune to put you hand in or upon...i only ask because today i accidentally put my hand in a tub of maggots as my son was fishing...ahhhhhhhh it was bl**dy awful.......
I never wear shoes in the house..............got up one morning and wandered into the kitchen without putting the light on...........stood in some very runny dogsh!t.......
Substitute hand for foot. Many years ago I fell asleep at a party and woke at about 5.00 a.m. bursting for a pee. It was impossible to get up the stairs to the toilet as there were people crashed out on the stairs and landing so I took myself out into the garden to relieve myself. Halfway down the lawn I felt something soft and warm coming through my bare toes...........it was dog sh1t.
Craft..that happened to me a few years back with the dog..I got up in the middle of the night and wandered into the bathroom and felt something wet and cold on my foot...My "lovely" dog went for a sh*t on the mat ..I nearly got sick!!