The unlikliest instruction on a packet

[devilspawn]

"Best before date: .... Rohypnol"

As said by Frankie Boyle tonight on "Mock The Week"

Whats the strangest thing instruction you have seen on a packet/box/instruction manual?

[devilspawn]

really - some customer service people really dont have a sense of humour!!!

[TCL-MUMPING]

We used to use computer screenwipes that come in individual sealed packets noted "REMOVE SCREENWIPE FROM PACKET"

[joggerjayne]

Well, when you buy a Buzzy, they have detailed instructions.

Frankly, if you need instructions ... why would you be buying one??

It only really needs one sentence ...

"Switch it on and put it in your p .... "

[devilspawn]

JJ - my last one really confused me - different sized batteries!

fortunately I had some that I could take out of the digital camera - much better usage!

[Totterdown]

Severall products that state "Does not contain nuts. Cannot guarantee nut free"

[marval]

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding, Product will be hot after heating.

On a child's Superman costume, Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

[ChuckFickens]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dgtpqs1cIbE/SWF8xHFw OzI/AAAAAAAAAoM/zreBMTIXwJg/s400/I_Said_Dont.j pg

[Mr Veritas]

There used (many many years ago),to be a solid stick deodorant ( a stick of deodorant housed in a plastic cylnder tube) Made by a brand called MUMM.
It said "Remove Top and push up bottom"!

[Mr Veritas]

Oh and this:~
On a pack of kitchen knives from Korea. "Keep out of Children"!

Damm, and just when I was perfecting my knife throwing act! LOL

[devilspawn]

Chuck - think you would be up for the Darwin awards if you did that!!!!

And Mr V - apparently that works for some people........