learn to fit tidying in to your day, a wife will be like a ball and chain stopping you doing what you want, she will take up room with her stuff and moan at you for leaving stuff lying around.
if cleaning does not float your boat, hire a cleaner, cheaper, does the job, no nagging
" For a full kilt, 8 yards of fabric would be used regardless of size and the number of pleats and depth of pleat would be adjusted according to their size. For a very large waist, it may be necessary to use 9 yards of cloth. "
I need a wife too. The carpet has cat fur blobs dotted here and there and I'm too tired to deal with it. I actually managed to do some washing up when I got home this evening. Miracles do happen!