Katie Price has announced that following their seperation she will miss the family holidays, the TV specials and the companionship Peter has said he will miss the t!tw@nks and watching the cod-eyed spacehopper walking into walls
the t!t w@nk bit was mildly amusing.
the other bit leaves a lot to be desired.
You have been mentioned in despatches - in the sickest joke told for a long time section.