sit on my face ?

[legendis.god]

If someone said this to yoiu would you see it as an insult or a welcome invitation?

[caththecrazy]

dafuzzbuzz - how you work that out I've only slept with 1 guy who happens to be my husband and the father of my 2 kids

You must have mistaken me from someone else you saw when you were on Jeremy Kyle

[caththecrazy]

BRB just going to sharpen the knives and claws

[craft1948]

cath they wouldn't have him on Jeremy Kyle - he'd scare all the pre-schoolers....

[dafuzzbuzz13]

craft1948
Sat 04/04/09
22:18 ............and welcome to the 'Knuckle Dragger Show'......roll up...roll up....place your bets on how long he'll last tonight...

Oh god legend,now you've got this stringy bird repeating your mantra. Craft what exactly does that mean? As these days im on from dusk till dawn if i choose.

[dafuzzbuzz13]

I've only slept with 1 guy who happens to be my husband and the father of my 2 kids


Only one guy eh? Maybe you need to experience different men just so you can find out how small your husband really is

Craft,or should that be mrs cellulite?

[craft1948]

don't be stupider than usual - last night I was fat - tonight I'm stringy - bloody good crash diet....

[dafuzzbuzz13]

Just a shame that you could not choose your wife then, if you had a choice I am sure that you would not have picked the ugly one that you have now

[legendis.god]

c fart ignore the fool

he will get sooooo annoyed

wonder if everyone could manage that ?

would be a real p�ssstake of him lol

[dafuzzbuzz13]

Craft im sure you have a stringy ropey feeling underneath those mounds of blubber,incidentally i have a feeling that your nether regions smell heavily of rancid sea food.

[no-knowledge]

i can ignore the fool very easily

[dafuzzbuzz13]

i can ignore the fool very easily


Thats good sir,you and nobby must have soooo much experience from how you treat your wives.

[craft1948]

it's that fcuking sardine again - I wondered where you'd buried it leggy - thanks mate...

[caththecrazy]

dafuzzbuzz13
Sat 04/04/09
22:23 I've only slept with 1 guy who happens to be my husband and the father of my 2 kids


Only one guy eh? Maybe you need to experience different men just so you can find out how small your husband really is

Craft,or should that be mrs cellulite?
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My husband is all I need and whilst I'm up for abit of banter directed at me I don't find your comments about my husband acceptable.

[legendis.god]

well cfart

you d know if i buried my sardine


way hayy hay hayyyy hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



ooooh errrrrr matron