I used to work for a Company that had an office attached to their warehouse part. I'd not long been there and this young lad started straight from school. The guys working in the warehouse wre cruel and told him he needed an induction to working life and blindfolded him, lubed up one of those pipes (with swarfega) with foam in the middle but a little opening to run wires through it.
They had him believe it was a co-workers @rse and made him stick his fingers there or get sacked.
The lads father came in the next morning ranting and raving about getting his lad to perform sexual acts only to be told what had actually happened. The lad left that day along with his red faced son. LOL
Leg, can we assume that you use the soap to wash your mouth out the morning after your perpetual pseudo-erotica CB �contributions�? You dirty little boy.
Hello Legend,
Having read this question earlier today, I became inspired and
I've just been into my local Boots to investigate which shower gel I should buy for my holidays. Unfortunately I squeezed a bottle of coconut and almond a bit too firmly under my nose and snorted half the tube up my right nostril.
So thank you for the "inspiration", now everything I eat tastes like coconut. :o)