mr. humphry (legend) since you're mr. lucas's (knobby) best mate why don't you surprise him with a stag party? that would truly be something special ... and you could invite all you friend from here.
by the way leg end, that was a very funny youtube of mrs. slocombe. i looked at it several times. i would like to copy it to a cd but i don't know how. do you know how to do that?