Valuable Advice

[sunny-dave]

It's hard to believe - but apparently this has become a problem yet again during the current hot and sticky spell :

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/24/please-not-put-ice-lollies-vagina-cool-10453504/

To quote various other threads, they do indeed walk among us ...

[Barmaid]

I tend to keep  my ice lollies in the freezer.  That way they do not melt nor have an unusual taste.

[RandyMarsh]

what can one put in a vagina to keep it cool pls?

[sandyRoe]

Wasn't there a goldfish featured in a Jilly Cooper book?

Wouldn't be allowed now, cruelty to animals and all that.

[RandyMarsh]

do beavers eat goldfish?

[seekeerz]

Speechless 🙀