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[pastafreak]

*sigh*

[Zacs-Master]

Don’t go there, Chris!

[Barmaid]

AB is not great on my phone Zacs. In fact the phone is a bit old and cranky. Like me.

It just does its own thing. I was accidentally quite rude to my mother the other day because it chose to post my answer before I had finished it.

[Zacs-Master]

Chortle. Fair enough ;-)

p.s. why can’t Answerbank be like this alladatime?

[gness]

Only if the DPD man runs back into our house with his trousers undone and clutching his lower tummy with a big tick sticking out. Doesn't happen very often.
Dave would have done it had he not known the DPD man was a Wolves supporter and Dave doesn't like Wolves.

[sunny-dave]

"Dear Mother - why don't you just fu

[sunny-dave]

migate the greenhouse and have done with it"

[THECORBYLOON]

"clutching his lower tummy with a big tick sticking out."

Was that a typo?

[Zacs-Master]

A loverly glimpse into the matrimonial bliss which Is Gness’n’Dave. It’s like The Larkins but with more alcohol ;-)

[Zacs-Master]

Anyway…..
It’s tomorrow and I’m fekked. G’night possums. X

[gness]

No, Corby. It was definitely tick....no S. :-)

[gness]

Night. Zacs. Thanks for the humour. :-)

[gness]

Lord it is tomorrow! I haven't knitted anything or poured a Baileys yet! :-(

[sunny-dave]

"How unlike the home life of our own dear Royal Family"

[gness]

I read today that pouring Baileys down the sink can damage pipes and block drains.
Now the chance of me pouring my Baileys down the sink is nil. But I am wondering about my insides. :-(