Should I stop watching The One Show, after having vivid dreams about Nadia Sawalha in a tight nurse outfit giving me a bed bath, while Adrian Chiles reads out the racing results in the bed next to me, in flannel pyjamas and smoking a pipe?
As soon as the programme starts and I see their two cheesy faces I have to switch over. Yuk. OK I like Nadia but this programme gives me the willies (and I'm a lady) ...