I don't have ANY friends. But I am really Jennifer Aniston so I am therefore married to one of the regular contributors on this site who is in fact Brad Pitt. Rumour is that I am up the duff because my usually ironing-board flat tummy is a bit podgy. Must be all that pumping Brad's been doing. Anyway, I digress, in actual fact we are ALL friends together on this site, a community of erudite,eloquent, open-minded and balanced folk, who just wish to magnanimously share their wit and wisdom.