Just a step in Mamya to say Hello to all of you; just in from a certain drinking establishment of ill-repute.
I have managed to pick up a number of Euro-vision items for your imminent Raffle, namely,
* One 1950's Jukebox, plug removed for safety.
* One Dart Board all the digits removed but for the 0 of 20 over 12 o'clock position on the board, giving the winner the chance to ay "Nul Points"
* A lock of hair taken from each of the Jedward's crop
* Graeme Norton's used socks, one red and one green
* Sandy Shaw's used panties
* A microphone from Eurovision that could have doubled as a sex-toy last night.
* A magnum of the finest wine from France, Chateau du Scumma, 2010, from the finest vines overlooking the Paulliac refinery in the Bordeaux.