Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.. So sit back,relax and...... OH, MY GOD !'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Irish passenger yelled...
'For f*#k's sake ...... You should see the back of mine!!!'
Welcome back from Holiday Bobbisox, I take it you had a good time !
Whilst you were away from here craft married for the 4th time but she has now filed for divorce as he didn't live up to expectations !! :-)))))))))
bobbi....CB was crappier than EVER.....at least your crap is tolerable.
For example...there was the usual thread about "What did you have for breakfast?".....you know the sort......well to take the p1ss, I posted a question."What colour loo roles do you use?".......Everybody took it seriously and it went to over 50 posts..........can you believe the mentality?