I went into the pub and ordered a pint.
The barman refused my money.
Said the guy at the end of the bar had paid for it, said he was in my class at school.
"Which one?" I asked.
Barman replied, "Bald bloke with red moustache."
Strange that. I can't remember any body in my class who was bald and had a red moustache. 18:33 Sat 06th Oct 2018