Rupret the monkey boy is class! When he has to have a cork on the end of his folk so he doesn't poke himself in the eye!
Best bit in My Cousin Vinny is when him and his wife/girlfriend are sleeping in that shack in the woods and the owl is keeping him awake so he goes outside and fires his cannon of a gun to scare it off, as soon as he goes back inside "hoot, hoot"! genius
Dumb and Dumber is a classic to, when he sells peteie to the blind kid "pretty bird, pretty bird"
Monty Python and the holy grail is good too.
"Whats your favourit colour?"
Red, no I mean blue.....arghhhhh!"