I've just got a letter from DWP that says that my old age pension is going up by - wait for it - £2.40 in April, as opposed to £8.88 last year. Should I lie about my age and become a professional footballer?
Ladies, the first line was girls stay out. I'll make an allowance to Fluffy so that I can hear the rumour, but all others must vacate....
I'm looking forward to getting a house so that I can buy a shed for my power tools. Most of mine are spread across my barrack room, my parent house and my ex wifes house. I want my collection back. (Although i'm pretty sure I will never use the angle grinder that i managed to acquire from a bankrupt garage lol)
it might of been a rumor that i was expressly warned not to repeat ofrsomeone would come snd sh!t on my curtains - seeing as i don't have any that could be interesting but any way....
car-battery charger, car vacuum, tyre pump, socket set, bike helmet & gloves, drill, electric saw, oily nuts & bolts, canoe oars, ropes & roof rack, tins & bottles of oil/paint/chemicals are in my kitchen & have been warned not to move them ;-\
Salla, can you pee standing up? Do you smell your own farts with a quiet sense of pride? If no to either of these then you are not a man, so you have to go.
Sorry, but thems the rules.