Hi there ! Has any of you ever done something really crazy/funny for a small revenge after being dumped ? I am asking because I was dumped by TEXT ( ! ) yesterday ( AND in txt tlk, to make it worse) and although I'm far from heartbroken, I would love to find a way of making his life that liiiiitle bit more difficult. So, any suggestions ? Anything funny and really irritating will do ( nothing involving physical harm, by the way ! ). Thank you !
Just for kicks, why not smear your own faeces into his/her car radiator and under the door handles. It's such a good jape they're bound to see the funny side. Heck, you may even get back together over it. If that fails..... stalk them! You know you want to.
Blimey what a loser to dump you over tex!
Spamflag i must say that it quite evil but a very good idea.Maybe put super glue in his locks when you know he has been out on the razz(drink) so when he trundles home he has a few probs getting in that would be hilarious!Little man asleep on his front garden would be pretty damn funny!
I would say, I know it's hard and it's not be being cheesy and goody two shoes, but be really nice to him and he'll always be wary of you. I must have done some good revenge things I'll have a think and get back to you.
Thanks for your answers people ! But maybe I should give Suckthesav his mobile number ? Surely THAT would be a horrible thing to do ? and they could give each other advice on penis enlargement !
Itching powder in the underwear? Or does that constitute physical harm? Sugar in the petrol tank maybe? I've never taken revenge myself though. Still bearing that grudge against my ex who dumped me by phone 12 years ago...